January 2011
Just texted my boyfriend "Yo dawwwwwwwg snow...
Why am I not single?
xo-nothingatall:tina-corn:fuckyeahmsleamichele:
5 hours sleep on weekend:
5 hours sleep on weekday:
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morninggloria:
I’m about to eat the weirdest banana. I kind of want to take a picture of it, but I can’t figure out how to do it at my desk without running the risk that someone might walk by and see that I’m taking a cell phone picture of a banana. Embarrassing!
I do this a lot. If someone walks by, brandish your banana at them and go, “LOOK AT HOW WEIRD THIS BANANA IS!”
They...
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I'm bad at being a girl
It looks like someone took a machete to the back of my pantyhose.
“We need to cut these things that aren’t constitutionally mandated, that are kind...”
– —Sarah Palin, on President Obama’s State of the Union address, to Fox News’ Greta von Susteren, Jan. 26, 2011.
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Guess who's on a computer with no mouse?!
It’s tooooooooooooooooootally awesome~!
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The world can't be completely evil so long as...
pyrrhosrepublic:
How would you fill in the blank?
Bagels
Pizza
Yarn/Cozy knittables
Friends
Pajamas
(Stereotypical) looooooooove
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cupkacie:cheers—darlin:
“Jenny, You’re Barely...
